I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God
🍺 Made by Beer Fans, for Beer Fans
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Estimated Delivery:Apr 15 - Apr 19
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Free USA Shipping: On orders over $75
Sip Back and Relax, Your New Favorite Tee is Here! 🍻
This beer-lover’s tee/hoodie is the perfect way to show off your love for good brews and great times.
Made for maximum comfort and printed to order in the USA, for the bar, backyard BBQs, or just kicking back with a cold one.
T-Shirt
- Classic Fit
- 100% Cotton
- Preshrunk jersey knit
- Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tear away label
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- For sizing details, click here.
Hoodie
- 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
- Classic Fit
- Preshrunk fleece knit
- Air jet yarns = softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Pouch pocket
- 1x1 rib with spandex
- For sizing details, click here.
Order Processing
All our items are printed to order in the USA, it will take 2-3 business days for our team to process and print your order before shipping it out.
Shipping Times
- USA - Within 3-5 business days
- Europe - Within 7-12 business days
- UK -Within 7-12 business days
- Canada - Within 5-10 business days
- Australia/NZ - Within 10-14 business days
- Rest of the World - Within 10-20 business days
Tracking Your Order
Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email so you can follow your Beer Vice gear every step of the way.
At Beer Vice, all our items are printed to order 🖨️, meaning each piece is uniquely made just for you! Because of this, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change-of-mind purchases. However, we stand by the quality of our products and offer a 30-day money-back guarantee in case of issues.
Refunds & Replacements
We will gladly offer a refund or replacement if your order arrives with:
✅ Printing errors
✅ Damaged or defective items
✅ Wrong item received
To request a refund or replacement, please fill out our contact form within 30 days of receiving your order. Include your order number and clear photos of the issue for quick processing.
Non-Refundable Situations
❌ Ordering the wrong size or color
❌ Change of mind
❌ Minor variations in print placement or color (due to print-on-demand process)
Processing Time
Approved refunds will be issued back to your original payment method within 5-7 business days. If a replacement is needed, we will send a new item at no extra cost.
If you have any questions, reach out—we’re happy to help! 🍻 Cheers!
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